tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post5289077145306489443..comments2023-11-03T11:32:01.540+00:00Comments on Thought Experiments : The Blog: How to be a BankerBryan Appleyardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08276787058430388582noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-62563790663559427642008-07-31T09:09:00.000+00:002008-07-31T09:09:00.000+00:00MaltyIf you didn't exist we would have to invent y...Malty<BR/><BR/>If you didn't exist we would have to invent you. Please ensure your immortality; Bryan will be able to give you a steer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-50378056444230259962008-07-31T09:04:00.000+00:002008-07-31T09:04:00.000+00:00A banker sat down opposite me, took his laptop out...A banker sat down opposite me, took his laptop out of its holster, switched it on, twiddled about and said "your company does not appear to fit our profile for your type of business". I said "We have been with your bank for 18 years, bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?" "Oh, we have a new method for designing profiles."<BR/>I said "we have a new method for choosing banks." Needless to say we maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-57387076970426606152008-07-31T06:39:00.000+00:002008-07-31T06:39:00.000+00:00Welcome back.That island you were on is quite cool...Welcome back.<BR/>That island you were on is quite cool relative to the rest of Greece, but still I expect you know why the gods went for the heights of Olympus, what with heat and Gadflies.<BR/>On the issue of the Bankers, I have to admit I have a soft spot for them. There is always something of the three-card-trick merchant about them. In an earlier age they would inhabit that trader/pirate Vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442327549417743472noreply@blogger.com