tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post8528261235045928999..comments2023-11-03T11:32:01.540+00:00Comments on Thought Experiments : The Blog: Cheap LaughBryan Appleyardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08276787058430388582noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-64441331849765685282007-08-04T15:04:00.000+00:002007-08-04T15:04:00.000+00:00Susan, i think we can safely say this beached whal...Susan, i think we can safely say this beached whale of a woman would have no Prufrockian qualms about eating a peach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-5326530807754898552007-08-04T02:34:00.000+00:002007-08-04T02:34:00.000+00:00Elberry, I rather like that. But I believe the ref...Elberry, I rather like that. But I believe the reference to mermaids looking at one suggests not E. Dickinson but T.S. Eliot -- "The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock" -- see the final stanzas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-46730476120389665822007-08-03T17:26:00.000+00:002007-08-03T17:26:00.000+00:00wow that's like an Emily Dickinson poem crossed wi...wow that's like an Emily Dickinson poem crossed with Benny Hill...<BR/><BR/>i started early, took my dog<BR/>and visited the sea<BR/>the mermaids in the basement<BR/>came out to look at me<BR/><BR/>And frigates in the upper floor<BR/>Extended hempen hands,<BR/>Presuming me to be a mouse<BR/>Aground, upon the sands.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-54874518607556903822007-08-03T16:36:00.000+00:002007-08-03T16:36:00.000+00:00you mean they're less dense? that's why you never ...you mean they're less dense? that's why you never see any fat scuba divers! and I thought it was just a rubber shortage.Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-63964818610019277352007-08-03T16:22:00.000+00:002007-08-03T16:22:00.000+00:00Wouldn't the incoming tide have unstuck her? Fat f...Wouldn't the incoming tide have unstuck her? Fat folk float better than anyone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-46752253476824880892007-08-03T14:44:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:44:00.000+00:00We were warned earlier that some of these holiday ...We were warned earlier that some of these holiday sex positions were dangerous. I see her rescuers weren't taking any chances with STDs.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06074816573442173758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-78334024697319307462007-08-03T14:35:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:35:00.000+00:00five quid a line.five quid a line.Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-68116126806921541472007-08-03T14:29:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:29:00.000+00:00is that Judy Finnigan? (that's not a caption but a...is that Judy Finnigan? <BR/><BR/>(that's not a caption but an question for the commenter above)Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-70588528734038437842007-08-03T14:15:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:15:00.000+00:00Looks like we've got us a second caption contest p...Looks like we've got us a second caption contest picture here, Bryan...Nigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13314891387515045404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-74789910184941608692007-08-03T14:06:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:06:00.000+00:00''Have you tried Atkins?!''''Might have. They all ...<I>''Have you tried Atkins?!''<BR/><BR/>''Might have. They all look the same after 10 pints!''</I>Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-21938808255293756852007-08-03T14:00:00.000+00:002007-08-03T14:00:00.000+00:00''okay luv, we'll try and get you off before you'r...<I>''okay luv, we'll try and get you off before you're much wetter!''<BR/><BR/>''(sigh) just like my Bertie...''</I>Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-65317380297619036012007-08-03T13:12:00.000+00:002007-08-03T13:12:00.000+00:00"Look dear, if it becomes touch and go, what's you..."Look dear, if it becomes touch and go, what's your buoyancy like?"John Halliwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12901514854360709519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-15633665090042583932007-08-03T13:10:00.000+00:002007-08-03T13:10:00.000+00:00The funniest thing - and I've noticed it before - ...The funniest thing - and I've noticed it before - is the way the Daily Mail has to instruct its readership to ''scroll down for more'', like they're going to rush off and miss something utterly profound. Why don't they just put in a hyperlink to a better newspaper?!Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-64098705213066609972007-08-03T12:56:00.000+00:002007-08-03T12:56:00.000+00:00''don't worry about me, boys, it's my Bertie! we w...<I>''don't worry about me, boys, it's my Bertie! we were doing Stairway to Heaven when the tide came in!''</I>Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-85103692428487225542007-08-03T12:46:00.000+00:002007-08-03T12:46:00.000+00:00''have you had the coastguard out before?!''''oh y...<I>''have you had the coastguard out before?!''<BR/><BR/>''oh yes, but only in private.''</I>Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23400750.post-78295597808764444202007-08-03T12:38:00.000+00:002007-08-03T12:38:00.000+00:00where is Donald McGill when you need him?!where is Donald McGill when you need him?!Ian russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11106519805045337505noreply@blogger.com