Stingrays Form Vigilante Squads Shock

It seems that, following the death of Steve 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin, Australians are seeking vengeance by killing innocent stingrays. Said a stingray community leader, 'We are organising defence teams against this wholly unprovoked, speciesist terror campaign. Just because we're flat doesn't mean we'll take this lying down. Wally was very depressed when Mr Irwin swam by and he only meant to scare him. We are a small, tight-knit community trying to come to terms with this.'