Saturday, October 24, 2009
The Catholics are Coming
Good grief! Benedict's cunning Rock Cakes are tapping up our boys! Now this is what Oik Nick should be getting upset about. It is, after all, a back-door attempt to drag us into the clutches of Europe. Today a few vicars, tomorrow rabid dogs, Silvio Berlusconi and smells and bells in all things. But, then again, I don't suppose Neckless Nick much likes the havering Anglos. A touch of the Vatican lash could be just the thing.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
What name will they be given, I wonder, Cathestants? Prodolicks?. Will they be described as finally returning to the fold, red robed figures lining the walls of the Vatican, brandishing images of Henry eight and chanting (in Latin, of course) "gotcha!!"
ReplyDeleteCoachloads of Jesuits are, at this very moment, heading up the AI north of Paris, feverishly preparing plots, poring over plans of Buckingham Palace.
The confessional awaits, everyone.
Anglocaths?
ReplyDeleteI like that photo of Papa Ben, he's either come up from a bowlful of steaming decongestant inhalant or he's rehearsing for trick or treat. The pope should be seen as just another normal guy.
Pheasant crises and spitfires - you're right back in form, Bryan.
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ReplyDelete¡Suene la campana mi dios!
Given you have Rodrick Spode on the telly with Fink-Nottle and the Drones running the party. All in all you have deeper troubles than the Pope casting a fly here and there.
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