Yvette Again

My colleague, Simon Jenkins, in a fine piece about the ineptitude of this goverment - here - mentions my favourite politician(see below), Yvette Cooper. He describes her as "politically challenged" and "famous for her unreadable white papers." She was behind the compulsory "home improvement packs", a scheme that has mercifully collapsed. This woman is just so useful. She is rapidly superseding John Prescott as the best person to blame for all our woes.