Thursday, August 03, 2006

Paris Hilton is Ahead of her Time

Asked if she fancied our esteemed and wise Prime Minister, Paris Hilton replied, "Who's Tony Blair?" And some fools claim this is a dumb blonde, perhaps on the dubious grounds that she is named after a hotel. No, she is merely prescient. Note, also, her remark, "I've made, like, $200 million in the last year, while J-Lo's only made $150 million." She has also decided that she will only kiss for the next year, sex is out. This woman is deep, very. I wonder if there is a university course - Paris Hilton Studies.
*Five minutes later: good grief, this paragon even knows how to reverse a Range Rover into a Honda Civic - see here

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