Friday, August 14, 2009

Not So Green

And, speaking of Mongolian clusterfucks, it seems a new wave of electric cars may prove too much for existing generation systems. In Britain - surprise, surprise - this problem will be worse than anywhere else because, even without electric cars, we will soon have insufficient juice to go round. In order to sustain our green credentials we will have to burn coal and buy Russian gas. Clever.

9 comments:

  1. No doubt when the lights go out everyone will blame Dave.

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  2. Charming, now the carbon huggers will have a new buzz word, grid depletion.
    Will never happen, anyone capable of waking up in the morning can work out the known quantity of realistically available lithium vs the total projected number of jam jars driven by those volty ampy thingys in five to ten years, it don't add up man. Back to the drawing board.
    Dear Nicholas, this morning I checked the levels in our big tank wotsit holding the electricity and, oops, its nearly empty. As everyone knows, for many years you frogs have had an intelligent generation policy whereas ours has been driven by the Islington ostrich tribe and consists of clapped out water wheels and big silver windmills, what I'm saying is, can you see it in your heart to flog us a bit more of yours, just to keep us going to the election.
    PS...how's Carla, still shagging you at weekends ? saw her tits in the ST mag the other week, tasty, showed 'em to Sarah, as you may have observed hers have been gravitised so she wasn't all that pleased.
    Ever yours
    Gordon Wormwood.

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  3. Shucks, the yanks are flogging off their alternating history, old Tesla would turn in his current.

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  4. If anyone wants to borrow my spare tent you are most welcome...;.

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