Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Money, Money, Water
Earnings from advertising on this site have soared to dizzy heights. Carefully extrapolating the trend apparent in my latest earnings statement, I think I can safely say that I shall be able to take up blogging full time in February 3247 without any undue decline in my standard of living. To celebrate this torrent of wealth, this cash cascade, I think Nige and I can afford to push the boat out with Christmas drinks at Claridge's. Two glasses of 420 Volcanic from their exciting new water menu would not, I think, be unduly extravagant.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
extrapolating a trend? if that was so, in the 70s we'd have predicted a widening of doors to get our lapels through...
ReplyDeleteadvertising is beneath you. and ever so slightly to the right.
You're on! That sounds a tremendously exciting, er, water...
ReplyDeleteI have only earned $18 from adbrite so I dumped them.. I cannot live on 50 cents a month...
ReplyDeleteDon't be coy: What do you make from ads, Bryan? I have been wondering.
ReplyDeleteSince these ads started, Susan, £155.83.
ReplyDelete$300, approx. And they've been running, what, about a year? Yeah, not a lot of dough. On the other hand, if you just kept it in its own little account, you and Nigel could have quite a nice dinner out once a year.
ReplyDeleteObviously, folks don't blog for money. Just as they don't become politicians for money. In America, high-level politicians are invariably guys from the corporate or legal world who would make much, much more in the private sector, but they want to wield power. Real power is priceless.