Saturday, December 08, 2007


It's amazing to find that the surgical skills pioneered on my good friend John Wayne Bobbitt have become commonplace in Thailand. It's twelve years since I met John in Las Vegas. I was suffering from flu-like virus that I later discovered had proved fatal to others and assumed my high temperature was causing hallucinations. But then I woke up to discover it was all true.


  1. I wish I hadn't just sliced a banana on my cereal before reading that feature.

  2. I'm having second thoughts about my breakfast bierwurst...

  3. 'tis surely possible, Chuang Tzu-like, that you were enjoying a rare period of lucidity (fatal to most), and have since been intoxicated?