Even though I am dead, I love your blog and I think everybody should read it all the time and post millions of comments.
Yours always,
Diana
PS For us, it was not to be. But we'll always have Ealing.
PPS You did a lovely job on my funeral.
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
I've heard she also wrote letters to Nige and I notice you haven't posted those. What did they say? What are you hiding? Is it true that you're really Prince Philip's secret brother?
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ReplyDeleteIt would be presumptuous of me to assert that I was being guided from beyond the grave by the ghost of Lady Di, but I do feel akin to her spirit. It troubles me, but not enough to miss out on my Cristal. And the smart thing for you to do, boys, is to have another drink and forget the whole mess...
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Your have poor taste, Bryan. Many people loved Princess Di and you mock her? I think you have more in common with likes of Elberry and his crazed minions than perhaps you realise?
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