Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Sunshine and Iowa

This is wonderful news for smokers. Sunlight helps prevent lung cancer. This means that all those smokers now forced to stand outside pubs and offices are, by being exposed to more sunlight, actually offsetting the adverse effects of their habit. Christmas has come early for aficionados of the weed - though it will be little consolation if they are also learner drivers. Somewhere in Iowa, a man is, as we speak, stealing their identities. What goes around, it has been wisely said, comes around.


  1. The Spanish smoke more than most and have the highest life expectancy in Europe.

  2. Why have details of our learner drivers been sent to america? Nobody seems to be asking that.