Keanu Reeves in Cough Shock

The truly unexpected becomes more rare and more cherishable with the passing years. So I feel the fact that I sat next to Keanu Reeves at the theatre last night cannot pass without note. His suit, since you ask, was a lightweight grey chalkstripe which may or may not have been by Richard James (see below); I cannot be sure since I considered the gesture of reaching across and seeking out the label may have been misinterpreted. Anyway, I can exclusively reveal that Mr Reeves has a slight cough.