I know you've all lost interest in my captions, but, what the hell, it's Friday - (Isn't it? I may be wrong about this, I'm in Norfolk.) - and I like the seagull.
Friday, November 02, 2007
The Seagull Caption
I know you've all lost interest in my captions, but, what the hell, it's Friday - (Isn't it? I may be wrong about this, I'm in Norfolk.) - and I like the seagull.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
The island race are forced to sit on the edge of a landfill.
ReplyDelete"Mother, move a foot to your left; you're buggering up the symmetry!"
ReplyDelete"Et in Arkadia ergo". The Gull in contemplation of the perching stakes of his forefathers.
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ReplyDeleteWhich one is the seagull?
ReplyDeleteIf we stand up, this whole thing comes crashing down.
ReplyDelete... And that's nought from the first three judges .. and the fourth judge is ... she's raising her hand ... oh no, she's only awarded him a double stitch. The tension here this afternoon is unbearable, Dickie.
ReplyDeleteAll together now:
ReplyDeleteThere'll be seagulls over,
The white thighs of Dover...
Four members of this year's OCD Anonymous Outing missed their return coach after they took a stroll on Chesil Beach...
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