Thursday, June 19, 2008
Texas 2
Austin Airport. On my way to Boston. The great charm of the story is that the locations cannot possibly be clues to what it is. Anyway, Pontiac G6 - a bearable American car. It handles! MSNBC, a politics TV channel, was, last night, given over to coverage of Tim Russert, his death. Perhaps UKTV Gold or some such could do the same for me - 'He was a strange man. Great boots though! Unfortunately, after a while they turned out to be his Zahir, he could think and talk about nothing else. He died, of course, wearing a handsome pair of Luccheses.'
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
My favorite part of Texas was leaving it. I have been told that Austin isn't really like Texas. It's an island of liberalism surrounded by a sea of George W Bush worshipers.
ReplyDeleteYour obituary will also include the observation: "His work brought him into physical proximity with Monica Bellucci and Kylie Minogue but he inexplicably failed to commit a sex crime."
ReplyDeleteThat Pontiac G6 is "bearable" because it is a Saab 9-3/Vauxhall Vectra under the skin.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I clearly have an inner 'anorak' screaming to get out.
I am a big Texan,
ReplyDeleteyes i am
and I have a big gun
got me a big old Dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it.
Boots are made for walking. Talk is made for talking. Both need tongues. But what are they saying?
ReplyDeleteI have it on eyewitness authority that the boots really are impressive.
ReplyDeleteAh Rus
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