Thursday, November 08, 2007

Accessorise that Verruca

I just returned from Boots reeling. On the shelves was a Verruca Accessory Pack. Don't believe me? Well, here it is. In fact the Boots site does not show the executive VAP which contains special verruca make-up by Rimmel to give your beloved wart the 'London Look', special wartphones so you and your verruca can listen to your iPod together and the Wartberry, the brand new verruca version of the Blackberry to keep you connected. I've never had a verruca, but I'm now going out to get one to take full advantage of this new retail opportunity.

7 comments:

  1. Bryan, anyone who can have returned from Boots by 9.51 a.m. and posted on their blog is clearly someone who is well ahead in the game of life.

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  2. You're right, Richard, I am a winner, an Alpha Male in a Beta world

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  3. Verruca must be one of the ugliest words in the language. There's a remedy, I believe, that glories in the name Bazooka That Verruca.

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  4. On the contrary, demand for the Gucci "Verucca" handbag (£ 599) is crazy and unprecedented, the waiting period could run into weeks

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  5. Gucci's an ugly word too, by Italian standards.

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  6. Could you by any chance provide a more direct URL to the Verruca Accessory Pack..cause the link you left leads only to the boots homepage..and it's a very very large site..I mean I tried searching for it..but there are just too many articles listed there ..so could you please help out a bit!?

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