Friday, November 02, 2007

The Seagull Caption

I know you've all lost interest in my captions, but, what the hell, it's Friday - (Isn't it? I may be wrong about this, I'm in Norfolk.) - and I like the seagull.

12 comments:

  1. The island race are forced to sit on the edge of a landfill.

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  2. "Mother, move a foot to your left; you're buggering up the symmetry!"

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  3. "Et in Arkadia ergo". The Gull in contemplation of the perching stakes of his forefathers.

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  4. Bryan Appleyard achieves new long-range world record for taking mobile phone shot up woman's skirt.

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  5. Referee's assistant at Brighton home game accused of bias.

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  6. What the heck are they sitting on?

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  7. Icy cold sea defences blamed for outbreak of hemorrhoids in Norfolk

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  8. If we stand up, this whole thing comes crashing down.

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  9. ... And that's nought from the first three judges .. and the fourth judge is ... she's raising her hand ... oh no, she's only awarded him a double stitch. The tension here this afternoon is unbearable, Dickie.

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  10. All together now:

    There'll be seagulls over,
    The white thighs of Dover...

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  11. Four members of this year's OCD Anonymous Outing missed their return coach after they took a stroll on Chesil Beach...

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