On the subject of guns.... A levee in Winfield, Mo, burst because of a burrowing muskrat. 'It's so disappointing,' said Linda Wilmesherr, 'With all the guns in this country, couldn't we kill a muskrat?' Well, quite. Stuart (pictured) was unavailable for comment.
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If Linda knew shit about muskrats - or guns, for that matter - she'd know that you don't shoot them, you trap them.
ReplyDeleteI think it also had a little to do with all the millions of tons of floodwater pressing on it. Just a little, mind you.
ReplyDeleteDagnabit, where's Deputy Dawg when you need him...
ReplyDeleteProbably not what America were singing about in their song...'Muskrat Love'
ReplyDeleteI'll say, that rodent is lost. Just in case, having guns around can still be convenient.
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