Tuesday, April 14, 2009
South Korea Stops Banks Buying Dollars
I've decided to be more pro-active as a blogger. With luck, the above headline should result in my imprisonment. And I am demanding my own personal apology from Gordon Brown. Damian McUgly wasn't about to smear me, but I have yet to recover my tolerable equanimity since I discovered this creep worked in Downing Street. (And, while I am on the subject, this is the nastiest political scandal in years. It should be a resigning matter for Brown.) I think the King of Thailand is a seriously flawed individual - they chuck away the key for saying things like that. Obviously, I'm going to spring Phil. Now more than ever we need that wall of sound. I just heard somebody say he pulled a gun on the Ramones. This seems an uncharacteristically superfluous gesture since the band did such a good job of dying unaided.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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ReplyDeleteThe gloves are off, it must be the wine?
ReplyDeleteYes, I understand the perverse wish to be imprisoned, though it would have to be solitary and only for six months, a year tops. There'd be plenty of time to think, write the Great British Novel and get very fit via marathon press-up sessions. Rule Number 1 on the Tolerable Equanimity List should be: Do not read, watch, or listen to the news. If you are accidentally exposed to a news broadcast, guffaw loudly all the way through. Phil Spector: what a shit, but such a great Christmas album. We had the Ramones for our wedding first dance. If you think I think that makes me quite cool for a white middle class boy, then yes, you're right, it does, and I'm right to think it.
ReplyDeleteNothing to say on Thailand but that covers your main points and that's how you comment on a blog, thankee.
They say Phil made Len Cohen finish Death of a Ladies Man at gunpoint - it certainly sounds like it...
ReplyDeletenow we all know by now Brown ain't never going to resign. in fact, it's even money he'll be claiming squatters' rights after the next election. Dave'll have to work around him. There'll be no need for his portrait at the top of the staircase, there'll be the real thing, eternally gurning.
ReplyDeleteIan, you will be probably right but with a little luck he will be ousted in disgrace and go in the history books as a British Nixon.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with being a British Nixon? It is a fine thing to be.
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