Tuesday, May 19, 2009

New Zealand Pimps

I see New Zealand, having tried everything else, has now decided to pimp its population in the name of marketing - 'And let's not forget the Kiwi accent, what more could an American guy or girl looking for love ask for?' Personally, I find antipodean accents pleasant but anaphrodisiac. Sorry.

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  1. Quite a gay accent, Kiwi. A lot of lisping and every vowel is 'u'.

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  3. My mother was born and brought up in Auckland - well mostly in a small batch on Orua Bay on the Manakau estuary to be precise. When I visited just after leaving school I found I quickly adopted the accent. So why so little success with the ladies when I returned?

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