Thursday, September 25, 2008

All the News that Fits 2

I return to Blighty to find the place has gone quite mad. People are saying Gordon Brown made 'a good speech', one friend even enthusiastically sent me a link, on which I declined to click. To top that one of Gordo's 'advisers' has come up with a plan to allow Catholics and first-born daughters to succeed to the throne. Paul McCartney, meanwhile, is our latest attempt to bring peace to the Middle East. And you've broken Stuart. I blame all this light-headedness on 'Hank' Paulson's $700 billion plan to save Goldman Sucks. Don't be alarmed here, at least, sanity prevails.

1 comment:

  1. Catholics become King?! Next they'll be letting commoners wear the crown. Don't these people realize that inbreeding is the very heart and soul of the monarchy?