Friday, September 05, 2008

Do Not Look at This Picture

I am shocked - do you hear me? - shocked that my own daughter should stoop to the level of sending me this plainly doctored picture of a woman who may well be the next Vice-President of the United States. It should not be seen anywhere at any time ever.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 4:50 pm

14 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 05, 2008 5:00 pm

    I am afraid to say I find that strangely arousing.....

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 05, 2008 5:12 pm

    How can it be doctored goddamitt!!!

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  3. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 05, 2008 5:39 pm

    I think, anon, somebody photoshopped the gun that so turns on Mutley

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  4. VinceSeptember 05, 2008 6:07 pm

    Its the swimsuit pattern. Everything else, Hmm might be. But not that pattern.

    are those verifications getting longer

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  5. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 05, 2008 7:27 pm

    Elberry, all your comments involving my daughter have been deleted.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 05, 2008 8:21 pm

    I knew it would happen.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 05, 2008 8:37 pm

    LOL! She probably gets a few extra votes thanks to this. (If you want to see the original photo, I'll give you the link.)

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  8. ken kurpSeptember 05, 2008 9:45 pm

    I FEEL AN ELECTION COMING ON.

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  9. MarkSeptember 06, 2008 1:05 pm

    "Hey fellas, let's go shoot wolves from a helicopter. Such fun!"

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  10. Uncle Dick MadeleySeptember 06, 2008 1:20 pm

    Clearly fake. There are only 29 stars on that costume.

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  11. Uncle Dick MadeleySeptember 06, 2008 1:23 pm

    Judy, as quick as ever, has just pointed out that I’ve only counted one side. Yet assuming equal surface area, front and back, that would make fifty eight states. Far too many. Of course, it might be cut into some kind of thong at the rear. That would explain everything and mean that photograph is real.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 06, 2008 1:55 pm

    Just like the Corvair: "Dangerous at any speed," or calibre.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 06, 2008 5:01 pm

    whoops

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  14. Rus BowdenSeptember 07, 2008 1:34 pm

    Okay, so now we should get a picture of Obama in a bathing suit, or make one, and photoshop a squirt gun into his hands, or give him moose antlers maybe.

    Oh, did I say Obama? Criss-cross. I meant Biden.

    Yours,
    Rus

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