Friday, March 09, 2007

Lord Jeff: Problem Solved

In his tribute to Ian Wooldridge, 'Lord' Archer compares the sports writer to 'Sir Neville Cardiss'. Er, that would be Cardus, Jeff. But, more importantly, he posts, 'It didn't even worry him [Wooldridge] that I didn't drink.' I'm probably the only person in the world that didn't know this, but, obviously, it explains everything. During the jollies in Rome accompanying the launch of his new book, someone should find a way of lacing his orange juice with a quart or two of Grey Goose. Who knows what creature would then emerge?

4 comments:

  1. The exception to the rule 'In Vino Veritas' springs to mind.

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  2. Is there no end to this?
    http://jeffreyarchers.blogspot.com/2007/03/first-edition.html

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  3. In all fairness, it’s apparently his PA who runs the blog, so perhaps Lord Jeff didn’t intend on sounding so self-promoting. And with that, I’m just nipping down to see my bookie. I’m putting a tenner on him announcing his canonization before the end of the year.

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  4. In which case, he needs a new PA

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