Saturday, August 23, 2008

Carla and the Lama

The mystery of where Carlo Bruni would go after Nick Sarcastic has been solved. I'd been betting on the Pope - close but no cigar. In fact, it is to be the Dalai Lama. The pictures of the two of them together say it all. She even managed to outrobe him.


  1. Whether Sarkosy suspected is uncertain; that Carla did so can admit of no doubt - but she’ll give entirely new realms of meaning to the words >Queen of Hearts<...

  2. His third eye is reportedly for crumpet spotting only and is uncovered every Friday night in the Wokhouse, downtown Lhasa. What his Yeti gets up to at weekends is anybody's guess. Nothing new of course, 50 years ago Marina and old Pundit were shagging like rabbits.


  3. I can't help feeling that Carla hasn't quite got the hang of it and the Dalai Lama would be better off using a pair of wooden mannequins to demonstrate his mastery of positions. Though, spare a thought for Carla: if most of us had Bono staying as a guest, we'd be very keen to get out of the house and almost anywhere would do.