Monday, August 11, 2008

The Medal Disaster: A Blogger Protests

I'm not blogging in protest at the two gold medals we appear to have won. This can only make matters worse. Another one and I shall go on hunger strike - oh I already have.


  1. I thought the waif I saw last month was on some sort of hunger strike? Perhaps that was a well-groomed impostor and there is some gigantically fat Appleyard tucking into doughnuts and frothy milk shakes in some Texan drive-in.

  2. wouldn't a gigantically fat Appleyard make a pretty good Santa Claus, if he stopped shaving?

    'twould make an interesting second career.