Saturday, June 09, 2007
My Death by Cat 2
The cats are waging a vicious psychological campaign against me, prior to killing me with anaphylactic shock. This nightmarish image popped up on my screen this morning. It shows an Ashera, a cat that costs $22,000 and can weigh thirty pounds. What madman would give house room to such a thing? Note, in particular, the cold cynicism of its expression. I am not long for this world.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
It's not a cat, it's a lifestyle pet - like a designer baby.
ReplyDeleteThat's my dealer's mate's cat.
ReplyDeleteDon't say you haven't been warned.
Thought to, Ade, it has the look of a dealer's cat. 'Pet" doesnt really do justice to this horror, Philip
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of twisted cretin will breed anything in that way, and why the hell are you looking at these bloody sites for anyway. Stop picking the scab. Its not an fear of water thing, which you can semi get over.
ReplyDeleteThe only dealers, that will do you real damage around Notting Hill are antique dealers. The other type are way too busy.
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These cats really do look like Hitler.
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I'm not sure what idiot what pay $22,000 for it, but I do hope whoever does pops in to visit our friend "Administracion" with a very hungry cat in tow.
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