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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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After watching your look-a-like juggle his balls, a great many vulgar comments come to mind, but it being Sunday, I think I'll be kind...
ReplyDeleteOf course, if it were really you, an apple or two would disappear into a waiting chin cleft.
ReplyDeleteRe your 'I wish'...
ReplyDeletePerhaps somewhere in his secret heart this seemingly contented juggler dreams of being a journalist and author. I suggest in standard Hollywood fashion you find a magic wish machine at an old fairground or demand a transmogrifying fortune cookie at your local Chinese, trade places with each other for a while and learn something appropriately touching about the nature and limits of each others’ worlds (and your love for one another?). Sort of like Freaky Friday meets Dave. Haven’t thought of a title for it yet.