Thursday, June 07, 2007
Tipped for 2012
Here it is - Britain's Olympic secret weapon - the Distinguished Jumper. Watch out, Johnny Foreigner - and look out too for the Wormwood Moonshiner, bit of a dark horse (or, technically, beetle), that one... Olympic funding should be diverted forthwith to these plucky bugs - Our Bugs, as I think of them already.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
I think the Distinguished Jumper would make a perfectly acceptable Prime Minister to succeed Tony Blair, and to cement the Axis of Integrity with the US.
ReplyDeleteAlways cute or exotic creatures like the Distinguished Jumper. Never the blackfly.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Peter, the blackfly's doing fine - even got its name on a sponsorship deal.
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