Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Bright Red Page

Focus. You will not have noticed that there is a new tab called 'Immortality' on the front page of this site. Clicking on it will bring up a bright red page containing some of the nice things that were said about my last book. Having read these nice things, you will buy the book.
PS I note my cyberwonks in Brighton have reduced the redness. As with barbers, I wouldn't dream of arguing.


  1. Here's a new one for you:

    "It gave me The Nausea, and I mean that as a compliment."

  2. "I used its arguments successfully to chat up girls"

  3. I like 'Fascinating and disturbing' - Daily Mail. Not a bad description of the Daily Mail.

  4. Managed to quote it while eating sushi with a friend in New Zealand (ooooooohhhh..)

  5. The red burned my corneas! I couldn't read the page without suffering permanent vision loss.

  6. How about, "unmistakably British". I have no idea if that is a compliment or not.

  7. Bryan, you know when footballers are about to retire the gang gets together and play a testimonial game for them, all dosh to the player, to assist the looming impoverished retirement ?

    Is your retirement pending and were those reviews sort of, well, your mates getting together to have one for you ?

    I`ve already spent a small fortune on your books this year so sod off until the next pay cheque.