Work and life are intruding on blogging, so, for the moment, here is a truly terrifying picture that I intend to enter for the Turner Prize. Provenance might be a problem, however, as the really terrifying things is I can't remember taking it.
Friday, March 14, 2008
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Work and life are intruding on blogging, so, for the moment, here is a truly terrifying picture that I intend to enter for the Turner Prize. Provenance might be a problem, however, as the really terrifying things is I can't remember taking it.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Altzheimer Man Desperately Tries To Record Favourite Programme On Digital Camera After Failing To Comprehend His DVD Manual.
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Runner-up in the Jon Snow Look-A-Like Competition Let Down By Last Minute Choice Of Tie.
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ReplyDeleteBryan woke up in front of the telly wondering if he was still watching the same episode of Life On Mars...
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ReplyDeleteTurner Prize spokesperson welcomes Appleyard's threat to enter competition. She says "the picture is clearly a manifestation of man's perrenial battle with the elements, emphasising particularly the challenges of global warming and over-fishing, both undeniably linked to a subtle depiction of City's inexorable slide towards relegation." Appleyard was not available for comment.
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ReplyDeletePure Bacon that: colours, veiled eyes, flash of teeth - even a rail! Gorgeous. Submit away. (Have a particular painting in mind but can't find it. Won't be able to.)
ReplyDeleteNo caption just observation.
Cash-strapped News 24 relaunched as News 'n' Kebabs 24.
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ReplyDeleteFrancis Bacon's earlier work possesses man.
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