Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cheeta again

Me Cheeta, the eagerly awaited memoirs of Hollywood's senior chimp (since the death of George Burns), have yet to be published, but early reports are promising. Apparently, in his retirement, the resourceful primate has been earning good money as a body double for Robin Williams. Cheeta also recalls how he and his erstwhile co-star Johnny Weismuller both went for the part of Terry in On The Waterfront. Nothing came of it, but Cheeta was the one who got called back. This book is dynamite - get your order in.


  1. hoo, oo, oo, oo, ah, aah, AAAH, AAAH, HA!

  2. Sorry, Cheeta - didn't mean to break the embargo.