Friday, March 14, 2008

Alarming Caption Contest

Work and life are intruding on blogging, so, for the moment, here is a truly terrifying picture that I intend to enter for the Turner Prize. Provenance might be a problem, however, as the really terrifying things is I can't remember taking it.

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  1. Altzheimer Man Desperately Tries To Record Favourite Programme On Digital Camera After Failing To Comprehend His DVD Manual.

    (that's almost long enough for the Mail)

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  2. Runner-up in the Jon Snow Look-A-Like Competition Let Down By Last Minute Choice Of Tie.

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  3. Early morning pollution haze hits an unprecedented level.... for an in-depth look, over to our environment editor in the fourth floor studio.

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  4. Ah, Ian, good to have you backing, doing what you do best.

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  5. This is Chuckie. Chuckie found himself orphaned after his owner choked on a glass of water reciting the Lord's Prayer... There are many dummy's like Chuckie all over the country, orphaned or abandoned because no one cares to watch ventriloquists anymore. If you can give Chuckie a new home, or donate a few pounds to Vent Relief, call 0800 235 6543 now. Go on, put the rictus grin back on Chuckie's face.

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  6. oops apostrophe error - should proof read. nevermind.

    lol, you've said that before. I know my limitations.

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  8. Government unmoved by BBC evidence that its hi-def service suffering through lack of funding

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  9. Bryan woke up in front of the telly wondering if he was still watching the same episode of Life On Mars...

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  10. Who am I ? Why has half my head disappeared?

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  11. "The BBC was today accused of obfuscation"

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  12. A teletubbie's bad dream.

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  13. Turner Prize spokesperson welcomes Appleyard's threat to enter competition. She says "the picture is clearly a manifestation of man's perrenial battle with the elements, emphasising particularly the challenges of global warming and over-fishing, both undeniably linked to a subtle depiction of City's inexorable slide towards relegation." Appleyard was not available for comment.

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  14. I should check the tootbrushes if I were you ...

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  15. Pure Bacon that: colours, veiled eyes, flash of teeth - even a rail! Gorgeous. Submit away. (Have a particular painting in mind but can't find it. Won't be able to.)

    No caption just observation.

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  16. Cash-strapped News 24 relaunched as News 'n' Kebabs 24.

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  17. BBC News issue apology for momentary absence of scrolling headlines banner.

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  18. Francis Bacon's earlier work possesses man.

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