Tuesday, July 31, 2007

More Bird News: The Pigeon Pill

Troubling news from Hollywood. Pigeons are to be given the contraceptive pill. Pigeons hoping to make it in the movies have been flooding into Tinsel Town, encouraged by the Bird Lady who leaves 25 pound bags of seeds at 29 strategic locations. The Pill will, of course, lead to family breakdown, teenage promiscuity, drunken driving, depression, rehab-jail syndrome and confessional, sadder but wiser appearances on Richard & Judy. We should encourage condom use before it is too late.


  1. isn't it bad enough our cities are covered in their shit? besides have you ever tried pulling on a latex sock standing on one leg?

  2. well, yes - unless you want to be regarded as a fascist to wildlife.

  3. Eco-fascist, Ian? Funny - i was accused of that ten minutes ago.