Thursday, July 19, 2007

Wave Goodbye To Smoke-Free Pub Misery

The health fascists may have stamped out smoking in pubs, but here's
a glimmer of light in the darkness. Tasty...
Posted by Nige at 11:47 am

14 comments:

  1. Ian russellJuly 19, 2007 12:21 pm

    ...now if they could just find a way of removing the lager...

    ...looks like they've made a start with the head!

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  2. AnonymousJuly 19, 2007 12:38 pm

    Wonderful news. Now I can stop throwing cigarette butts into my beer.

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  3. AndrewJuly 19, 2007 1:34 pm

    How about alcohol in tablet form?... though I presume it's been done. I wonder what kind of high it'd be- a pure alcohol hit.

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  4. NigeJuly 19, 2007 2:07 pm

    What about alcohol you can smoke? Full circle to a future of liquid-free pubs...

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  5. Big Chip DaleJuly 19, 2007 2:54 pm

    I don't care if a pub is smokefree or not, Nige. I just need a place to hide away from all those arguments about the banality of evil.

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  6. AndrewJuly 19, 2007 3:11 pm

    I can see it clearly now, Nige: a pub of elegant tables on which are bunsen burners over which are hookahs connected to contented beings smoking the heated alcohol. Obviously the clientele would be a discerning bunch. This could be the big one...after we get Cosby Show- The Musical out of the way.

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  7. NigeJuly 19, 2007 3:26 pm

    Ah yes, I'd forgotten about that - have you heard from Lenny Henry's agent yet? He's a fool if he says no, especially after being exposed as the BBC's Comic Relief conman, cheating the nation's trusting kiddies out of their hard-earned pocket money...

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  8. AndrewJuly 19, 2007 5:10 pm

    I didn't think you could be aming so high as to get Lenny H on board. Though doubtless the idea warrants someone of such artistic stature.

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  9. NigeJuly 19, 2007 5:19 pm

    OK let's see what Gary (Diff'rent Strokes) Coleman's up to....

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  10. AndrewJuly 19, 2007 6:17 pm

    I thought of him but I've a feeling he might be dead...Just checked Wikipedia...good news especially for Coleman which is that he's not dead. Some highlights:
    "...his famous catchphrase was "what'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Fucking great catchphrase)
    After the cancellation of Diff'rent Strokes, his acting career declined sharply.

    So we could probably get him cheap.

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  11. NigeJuly 20, 2007 11:24 am

    Kenny Lynch? The Sammy Davis Jr of the Tarby rat pack...

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  12. Ian russellJuly 20, 2007 4:06 pm

    dear oh dear, that's very un-PC of you to point out the jewish connection, nige.

    sha-la-la-la-lee, oy!

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  13. AndrewJuly 20, 2007 8:57 pm

    Afraid Kenny Lynch a new one by me. A shoe polished Bruce Forsyth should surely play Bill Cosby.

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  14. NigeJuly 21, 2007 9:36 am

    Blacked-up Brucie wld be great - as wld Tarby...

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