I stopped doing captions and did I hear a word of protest? No. I wept copiously for a few days and then thought, 'Bugger them, I'll do a caption anyway.'
Thursday, October 11, 2007
The Beach Huts Are Coming Caption
I stopped doing captions and did I hear a word of protest? No. I wept copiously for a few days and then thought, 'Bugger them, I'll do a caption anyway.'
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Thinking of moving to a flood plain?!!
ReplyDeleteThen you need to visit Sheds-On-Legz.com
Are you still the only gay on the allotments?!! Then why not visit Sheds R Camp.org?
ReplyDeleteSimon Pegg to film The Prisoner parody.
ReplyDeleteLocal Sheds Vandalized by Drive-By Aesthetes!
ReplyDeleteAh, Ian, doing what you do best.
ReplyDeletedamned by faint praise. lol.
ReplyDelete'Five Go Down to the Sea in a Chieftain Tank'
ReplyDeleteEnglish fury after Laporte offers dressing room "fit for Champions"
ReplyDelete"I remember only a day
ReplyDeletethat perhaps was never intended for me,
it was an incessant day,
without origins, Thursday.
I was a man transported by chance
with a woman vaguely found,
we undressed
as if to die or swim or grow old...."
Pablo Neruda
from "Furies and Sorrows"
suddenly, it turned chile
ReplyDeletethe ladies love pablo but i always want to say, get a grip, man!
they tell me i have no soul
but actually my soul knows no words
only sounds, sights and smells
and poetry did that to me.
ian russell
from ''the two-minute, fag-packet poet''
(i'm only mucking about, susan. it was very beautiful)
we should have a poetry competition. it can't be any worse than the captions!
Non-conformists are also attention seekers.
ReplyDeleteThere goes the neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Sullivan's beach house on Tory Row.
ReplyDeleteOr Elton John's among the Blues Brothers....
ReplyDeleteI'm on another Neruda kick, thanks to this new edition with an intro by Ilan Stavans.
Ian, your captions rock. Your poetry...wellllll....
How to ensure you always leave feeling refreshered.
ReplyDeleteinside every gay hut is a straight man waiting to come out.
ReplyDelete''christ, I could murder for a drop of creosote right now...''
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