Monday, October 29, 2007
Binky's Bad Morning
It's been a tough morning for 'Binky', prince of Godalming. First, it turns out there's a defect in the fabric of space time, then - horror! - his distant cousin Charlie Wales was right about organic foods and, finally, the reptiles are going on about his spot of bother with Strachan and McGuigan. Old King Abdullah would have the lot of them beheaded while lecturing the British on their inability to deal with Saudi-backed terrorism. Spot on, in Binky's humble opinion, that's how to run a royal business.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
£50,000 is not blackmail, that is a kind invite to cover costs. The room in the hotel on its own would take a bite out of that amount. In the 1920's it might have been seen as blackmail, but I do not think so.
ReplyDeleteI know, Vince, it's such a weirdly small amount, perhaps a down payment.
ReplyDeleteTalking of defects in the fabric of space-time, the Bermuda triangle doesn't seem to be as popular as it once was. Given the increase in international shipping and air travel, you might expect boats and planes to be popping off the radar screen down there pretty regularly these days.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it just got a bit full. Like an overpacked suitcase.
King Abdullah doesn't seem to be wearing any trousers in the pictures of him I've seen. Does this make him vulnerable to gay blackmail too?
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