Thursday, October 25, 2007

Naked Sleepwalking - A Cause For Concern

Duh - where's Bryan? Probably naked sleepwalking somewhere. Yes, another social menace has been drawn to our attention by the tireless efforts of the media/PR machine. I'm gratified to note that this, like everything else, can be attributed to booze - but also, note, 'not breathing properly' through the night. So best say no to the booze and stay awake all night to check you're breathing properly. You know it makes sense. But why the seven-fold increase? And why Travelodge? I guess the answer to the latter's easy enough - these people are so desperate to check out they're not even bothering to get dressed.