Saturday, October 06, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Panicking New Labour activists take campaign to unearth hibernating voters into own hands.
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ReplyDeleteAfter much blogging, Elberry gives up, and is taken away by men in uniform. They say he needs a haircut.
ReplyDeleteSnout-flipper's tip #3: Always wear safety gloves. A set of leather gardener's glove should be handy and will do. Remember, just because the hedgehog trusts you, doesn't mean he won't bite while you're pinch-locking his nose.
ReplyDelete"Now, we, the deep greens, see Lomborg as a hedgehog, flea-ridden and dehydrated, when once he was a golden eagle, clear-eyed, with an uncorrupted view of the world"
ReplyDelete'St Tiggys fails to warn visitor that Herbie's passion, apart from eating, is the back flip'
ReplyDeleteWhat an adorable little creature! Here we have "ground hogs," aka woodchucks, and they are about twenty times the size of your little guys. My lab likes to dash up to them (they are unbelievably dumb and refuse to budge if they're eating something interesting) and flip them end for end with her nose (until they finally lumber into the underbrush). Labrador soccer.
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