Tuesday, October 30, 2007
The Suicide Hotline
Having spent an inordinate amount of time recently on automated phone lines, this made me laugh or rather cackle bitterly.
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Hey, have you started working in telesales? Cool. Don't let them screw you around with breaks, you're entitled to at least 15 minutes break time for every 6 hours you work.
ReplyDeleteJust time for a tortilla.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Elberry, I'll bear that in mind and thanks, Nige. but I don't think I like tortillas, not after what Nigella (ie you) did to them anyway.
ReplyDeleteLooks oddly like Jeremy Clarkson!
ReplyDeleteJMay clearly been messin' wiv 'is 'ead.....