Friday, July 06, 2007

And Incidentally...

... 'Lord' Archer suddenly emitted no less than three posts yesterday. Get over there and fill your boots with Jeffisms. Also, he seems to be a bit low on comments...

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  1. ...he certainly makes up for it in jollies. I reckon he goes to bed in his dinner jacket.

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  2. My comments (who I was up at Oxford with) never get accepted over there. Yet when I recently attended a charity testimonial to save Mike Brearley’s middle stump from wood rot, Jeffrey told me that I was a most impressive young man and promised to work tirelessly to get my comments published. He also told me that Mary was your number one fan, Bryan.

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  3. Ah yes, the fragrant Mary. That takes me back....

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  4. I love the way you put that... "'Lord' Archer suddenly emitted no less than three posts yesterday."

    Sort of like an ill-mannered dinner guest might emit something. :D

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  5. Anyway I left a comment on Jeff's blog:

    "I was under the impression that convicted felons were not permitted to be in the cabinet. Am I mistaken?"

    What are the odds of it getting through moderation?

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  6. if i wasn't banned from blogspot sites at work i'd instantly send the poor chap some of my friendly & healthy comments. i shall do so at home instead.

    The trick is to write something apparently harmless & friendly, but to then conclude each comment: "that's what I learned in prison, anyway" or "so they found me covered in jam and infested wtih fleas", or "by the way, is it true that you have rickets?" etc.

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  7. I could almost be persuaded it was self-parody. it reads like high-society somnambulism with good manners - there isn't a faintly provocative word posted that would elicit a comment. I could follow the form and just say I like ur gr8 books, long live u but I haven't read any.

    I assume he's not after comments, not really a blogger in the modern spirit, merely an old-fashioned diarist. and jolly good luck to him, I say!

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  8. I once wrote him a glowing comment which contained a less than glowing acrostic. Even that didn't get accepted. I think my picture must his people off. I'll must try it again sometime.

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  9. i've put two boo-ya comments on to cheer him up. i must say it's hard work reading his stuff in order to think of a vaguely relevant comment.

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  10. he hasn't approved them, perhaps my repeated use of the word 'clean' alerted him...

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