Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Hair Parts And True Mirrors

I must draw bloggers' attention to this weighty matter. It appears to be a serious contribution to a happily non-existent science. Looking into a True Mirror is surely best avoided - a reversing one is bad enough.

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  1. I think it would take some readjusting. like those goggles designed to uncorrect our vision (after a while I'm told it goes back to how it was, then I suppose you have to begin over once you take them off but no one mentions that).

    best to shave it off and remain neutral.

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  2. Some people just have way toooo much time on their hands.

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  3. Well, at least this man saw the light. Not that it's done him any good, poor soul...

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  4. I have heard that a non-committal parting, ie one that could go either way depending on the wind, is the sure fire sign of a simpleton - a crown on the side of the head was once the mark of the village idiot. Several pages on the Hair Part (ing) Theory ? Big, big scary. And only in America.

    J Cheever Loophole

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  5. Those were the days, Cheever - quaffing ales at the Old Pig And Whistle, with Boris the tow-haired village idiot capering and prancing for our pleasure...

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  6. That's no joke, Nige. It really does work that way.

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