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Is there more than one Nadine then?! so, what's the collective noun for celebrity beauty editors?
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I still don't know what a CBE is, never met one.
ReplyDeletewell it's hopeless... i'm not sure whether it's writing about beautiful celebrities or whether Nadine is the celebrity (as in ''celebrity chef'')
ReplyDeleteit could be both and it could get out of hand at Wapping Press: ''Olay! Olay-olay-olay! Celebrity celebrity beauty editor beauty, Nadine Baggott, 26, gets moist for our lads in....''