Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Bad Sculptures with Flowers Caption

Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 7:44 am

17 comments:

  1. Bryan AppleyardAugust 15, 2007 8:18 am

    And, incidentally, since every time I put a pic up here somebody says it's of me, I'd just like to say that this is not me.

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  2. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 8:28 am

    Anonymous Gardener Puts Blooms In Neck Of Bronze Torso.

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  3. rilly superAugust 15, 2007 8:29 am

    'I'm sorry' says the surgeon as bryan shows him a picture of the kind of new body he has in mind 'this voucher the staff at the sunday times gave you only covers you for a mole removal'

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  4. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 8:30 am

    Cordyline & Ferns Juxtaposed With Human Form Looks Quite Nice.

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  5. rilly superAugust 15, 2007 8:36 am

    'I'm sorry' says bryan as Rilly Super presents him with the plaster cast of herself for his garden 'I'm still not giving strife in the north a link, Judith would kill me'

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  6. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 8:44 am

    Contrast Enhancement Compensates Abuse Of Rule Of Thirds But Is Photographing Art Art In Itself?

    (I stole that one from Camera Whatever!, a little read consumer magazine published in South Croydon)

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  7. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 8:55 am

    Naughty but Nice: Avant-Garde In English Gardening Yet To Accept Nude Masculine Forms

    (or as The Sun put it; Wot, No Dibber?!)

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  8. Gordon McCabeAugust 15, 2007 9:10 am

    Naked woman regrets quaffing from bottle with 'Drink Me' written on it.

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  9. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 9:11 am

    odette to statuette

    I asked to be put on a pedestal
    He stuck me on a caber
    He had considered a parterre of yew
    But couldn't face the labour

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  10. MarkAugust 15, 2007 9:14 am

    Warning - Aesthetes Will Be Prosecuted

    Beware - Flowerpot Wimin At Work

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  11. John HalliwellAugust 15, 2007 10:09 am

    'RHS member arrested after missing Rodin found at 23 Acacia Avenue'

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  12. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 10:38 am

    he he, yes, johntyh. In London you are never more than 6 feet from a Rodin.

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  13. Ian russellAugust 15, 2007 11:04 am

    Home Makeover Fails HIP to Waste Ratio

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  14. AnonymousAugust 15, 2007 3:19 pm

    Hmmm, nice mound, me old flower.

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  15. Bryan AppleyardAugust 15, 2007 4:18 pm

    Ah, Grabber, nice to hear your familiarly deranged tones.

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  16. AnonymousAugust 15, 2007 4:34 pm

    Un grand plaisir, Bryan. A la semaine prochaine, j'espere?
    Meanwhile, don't let 'em droop.

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  17. simbnAugust 15, 2007 5:05 pm

    Hawaiian Nipple Yard.

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