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Thursday, August 23, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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'Top blogger opens Britain's first restaurant for intellectual nudists. Police Chief warns that removal of modesty screens will result in immediate closure'
ReplyDeleteWhere's the steak?... Where's the lamb shank?... What is all this stuff? ...Why can't they write it in English?... I don't seem to understand anything these days...
ReplyDeleteI'll have the Oeuf Plato, followed by Poached Poulet de Wittgenstein with Kirkegaard Puréed vegetables...and a bottle of René Descartes 1956.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait! I'll have the Dawkins All-U-Can-Eat-For-A-Fiver.
London's latest eatery, The Papua New Guinean Experience, was closed by health inspectors yesterday following complaints that diners had been entertained with a puppet show using real heads. (Boris Johnson was not available for comment)
ReplyDeleteLunch is for Wimps (Discuss)
ReplyDeleteHmmn, multiple personality disorder - min. two people. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWaiter! Bring me the head of George Santayana.
If I keep pretending to read a newspaper, that sinister man with the camera will not think that I am Ivan from the FSB and am waiting for the lunch guest who gets the polonium.
ReplyDeleteian:
ReplyDeleteNo, wait! I'll have the Dawkins All-U-Can-Eat-For-A-Fiver.
Hilarious.
ian, you definitely win this caption contest -- after I read yours, I couldn't think of any others!
ReplyDelete'Well, they say your best thoughts come in the bath'
ReplyDelete'Arch restaurant provides own unfunny caption but fails to deter unfunny caption writer.'
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