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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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Turning Japanese?
ReplyDeleteThe shoes stopped smouldering about ten minutes after he vanished.
ReplyDelete'An out of shoe experience (OSE)'
ReplyDeletePlush suede shoes and Italian farmhouse tiles - not only the wages of sin, Watson, but the wages of the Sunday Times!
ReplyDelete"Don't take it personally, last week she told the Archbishop to take 'em off"
ReplyDeleteLocal vampire caught out by shaft of daylight yet again.
ReplyDeleteNorfolk skeptic experiences the Rapture
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing Italian or farmhouse about those tiles, Mark, and nothing plush about those shoes - Camper. Nice one, Gordon, and, Captain, brilliant. I'd thought about that one myself. Of course, my place is booked...
ReplyDelete"Assigned identity; duty and dependance; status issues - The Big Sleep is a perfect vehicle to help members explore their shoe-ness"
ReplyDeleteexplains group co-founder Lefty (pictured, left)
Amanda's new book cover--condemned by her fans as insensitive to the shoeless.
ReplyDeleteSoleful.
ReplyDeleteMore than footwear: a sundial. Never be late for another business meeting again.
ReplyDeleteElberry, are those toes pointing due north? Anyway, has the owner taken them off without first undoing the laces? Shocking! What happened to standards?
ReplyDeleteWell, they're pointing roughly 'up', which is generally accepted as equivalent to North, is it not?
ReplyDeleteIf these are the Shoes of Appleyard, we can assume they were torn off mid-combat, probably used to beat a chav to death, then hurled into position with Jack Bauer-like contempt for protocol and regulation. A Bauer/Appleyard sundial would probably be a little out of kilter, but no less effective.