Monday, August 13, 2007

The Plastic Heron Caption

Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 5:23 am

22 comments:

  1. OroborousAugust 13, 2007 5:52 am

    Drab heron to bright flowers: "Have you seen my poorly-painted shed? I left it strapped down around here somewhere..."

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  2. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 5:59 am

    "My naame is Micheal Crane....."

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  3. Bryan AppleyardAugust 13, 2007 6:28 am

    I ask for the plastic fish shop and they send me to this stupid florist.

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  4. John HalliwellAugust 13, 2007 6:32 am

    'My eyesight's going; I felt sure I saw a pond full of koi carp'

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  5. VinceAugust 13, 2007 8:06 am

    Man City supporter.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 8:20 am

    'Man City supporter viewing from window box overlooking Old Trafford and refusing to wear City's away strip'

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  7. Ian russellAugust 13, 2007 8:48 am

    late entry at RHS Chelsea, The Chav Garden; ''Whatever''

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  8. Ian russellAugust 13, 2007 8:54 am

    The Garden of Earthy Delights, Heronymus Bosch

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  9. Ian russellAugust 13, 2007 8:57 am

    Gnome Wars

    ''Now, for many of you this will be the first time inside a heron...''

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  10. Ian russellAugust 13, 2007 9:01 am

    ''oh, we're getting the arms repaired on our venus de milo, this is merely a courtesy heron''

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  11. John HalliwellAugust 13, 2007 9:19 am

    'It's such an honour to be chosen for a Bryan caption contest'

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  12. NigeAugust 13, 2007 9:20 am

    'Ha! The fools think I'm plastic.'

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  13. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 9:25 am

    Manchester City supporters are never made of plastic!

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  14. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 9:31 am

    sackcloth and ashes, maybe, but never plastic.

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  15. MarkAugust 13, 2007 9:53 am

    Security patrols were stepped up after a gang of garden gnomes was found smoking behind the flowerbeds.

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  16. simbnAugust 13, 2007 3:45 pm

    'You ain't seen me, right?'

    'I don't want to be a heron anymore. I want to be... a flamingo.'

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  17. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 7:12 pm

    Has this photo been cleverly massaged too? There is a suspicion of an un-avian penis.

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  18. Swearing MotherAugust 13, 2007 8:20 pm

    You think plastic garden ornaments are common, but what about these dahlia's?

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  19. Swearing MotherAugust 13, 2007 8:21 pm

    I meant dahlias without the ' obviously.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 13, 2007 9:28 pm

    By the bye, I never saw anything "enhanced" on that golden statue of the Forever-Prince Albert. Was it a selective enhancement, deflated after a few hours?

    But I do notice something weird about Heronymous Bush. David is right: What is that? Feathers of a Zeus-like nature?

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  21. Bryan AppleyardAugust 14, 2007 9:13 am

    Look more like udders to me, David. Enhancement, Susan, was of the colours.

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