You still seem to be visiting in large numbers, but you only seem to comment on the caption competitions. I must, therefore, bow to the inevitable.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
The Cuddly Pigs Caption
You still seem to be visiting in large numbers, but you only seem to comment on the caption competitions. I must, therefore, bow to the inevitable.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
'City bonus boys look disorientated after pulling snouts out of trough'
ReplyDeleteCity bonus boys looking as though they give a damn.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a banker but these days I feel so ... so empty.
ReplyDeleteToday only! Cuddly pig free with every pound of sweetcorn.
ReplyDelete'Appleyard bloggers looking shamefaced following implied criticism from owner'
ReplyDeleteThe Jade Goody dolls weren't selling nearly as fast as Hamley's had hoped.
ReplyDeleteJ Cheever Loophole
'Surrey pigs show alarm following unexpected TV appearance of Debby Reynolds'
ReplyDeleteJust wondering Bryan, you mentioned the word competition, which by its very nature implies that there's going to be a winning caption. So, what's the prize? Not a cuddly pig, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteJCL
I know, I've been feeling awkward about the word 'competition'. I might think of a way of formalising this - possibly a tee-shirt for all time greatest caption. I have a fetching red number with I Hate People in big white letters on the front. Breaks the ice at parties.
ReplyDeleteWhat's on the back?
ReplyDeleteNothing - hard act to follow I Hate Stuff. Also have one that says Burn Stuff
ReplyDelete"Hey Pinky, I think I just got a Kinder Surprise!"
ReplyDelete"Tell me about it."
A colleague of mine at the paper said the first time he met Frank Wilson, many years ago, Frank was wearing a t-shirt that said "Kill them all and let God sort them out later." The colleague said he was scared of Frank for quite a while because of that t-shirt. Then he got to know Frank and realized he is an amiable provocateur -- i.e., the guy we all know and love.
ReplyDeleteI think we are probably united here - we don't want T shirts - we want fluffy pigs!
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