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Inspired by the NHS's innovative new anti-smoking scheme involving talking begonias, I raise the question: what is the sunflower saying?
Monday, August 20, 2007
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Inspired by the NHS's innovative new anti-smoking scheme involving talking begonias, I raise the question: what is the sunflower saying?
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
'This is a no-painting area. Put down that brush. We know who you are, Mr Van Gogh. You are surrounded.'
ReplyDeletethe husband's side are all jerusalem artichokes, but we don't like to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteThis is not my best side.
ReplyDeleteHey Smoker, your lungs are the colour of my centre. Let me be your friend. Ask them to put a bunch of me on your grave.
ReplyDelete'Ah, Mr Mears, flobadob. Been eating things in the woods again, flobadob?'
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me, Mike? I think Mike is feeling poorly today. We have a very special treat for you today, Mike - my collection of Ronnie Corbett golfing jokes. Oh and by the way, Mike, no one on this ward can hear you scream apart from the lupins. So, there we all were, at the eleventh green at Royal Troon ...
ReplyDeleteAh Mr Bond, so good of you to join us. My assistant, Miss Flytrap, will show you to your vase.
I feel that my Sunflower (above) possesses a certain nastiness you don't normally find in helianthus annuus. I therefore wish to change the wording to a more friendly 'If the MRSA don't get you, the bacteria sure as hell will! (Is the Sunflower American? Certainly sounds like it.)
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