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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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August
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Striped t-shirt finds new owner.
ReplyDeleteBritish Army Equipment Remains Unfit For Desert Combat
ReplyDeleteDay 147. woke early to discover the sea had finally claimed the wreck of the Pilgrim. Alas, still no signs of my trousers...
ReplyDeleteBrian tells The Sun: "Yes there was a Great White. And yes, it has my trousers!"
ReplyDeletePork Pie Hat: £10.99
ReplyDeleteStriped Shirt: £8.50
Bucket & Spade: £7.00
Trousers containing my wallet: Priceless...
''Hello, is that Chang Recruitment?! Yeah, are you definitely sure you told those cocklers to meet me here...!''
ReplyDeletecrap detail
ReplyDeleteWhere is my punt.
ReplyDeleteowing to an editorial error there were few losers in last week's Spot The Englishman Abroad competition...
ReplyDeleteI-Spy book of the Seaside:
ReplyDeleteThe Striped Chav Dad (3 points)
'Blackpool winner of UK sand hopping championship puts success down to leg shaving'
ReplyDelete'Two weeks on a deserted English beach, alone with the sea and the sky. Where better to consider right and wrong, truth and lies, Freud's rightful place: up there with Darwin or down amongst the deluded, or in some middle ground; profundity and shallowness, Appleyard and Hartley? Questions, questions. I wonder what's for tea?'
ReplyDelete'Winnie? Are you there?'
ReplyDelete(one for Beckett fans)
Waiting for Saville Row.
ReplyDelete(Another one for Beckett fans.)
'I am mauve, you are orange'
ReplyDelete(one for Hancock fans)
Moonwalk.
ReplyDeleteNot quite as succinctly...
ReplyDeleteArtist's impression of proposed British mission to find Beagle 2.
New Man. City strip sparks complaints from angry parents.
ReplyDeleteThat should have been SaviLe Row. (How do you pronounce it, anyway? Like 'ville' or like 'vile'?)
ReplyDeleteBut this is what I'm really wondering: Is that photo of pale-legged fellow on the strand a picture of YOU, Bryan? As you would say, I think we deserve to know.
This is emphatically not a picture of me.
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