So that's it - Oor Gorrdon's wee holiday is over already. 'Fourr hoourrs is enough for any mon,' he remarked from a desk in Cowdenbeath. 'Except tha' greet posh southern jessie Cameron, I ken,' he added, before falling to the floor, clutching his heart.
Mark my words - John Smith Mark 2.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
clutching his heart? you sure it's not his wallet?
ReplyDeleteThere's a difference?
ReplyDeleteA man of integrity, intelligence and determination, a great Scot, with a vision of a Britain restored to the front rank of nations, the finest labour leader since Attlee. What a man.........John Smith, Mark 1.
ReplyDeleteThe day trip to Dorset involved a visit to Weymouth and Portland National Sailing Academy (ie Olympic venue) according to local media.
ReplyDeleteHe should've popped down to Durdle Door, and had a go at that Tombstoning which is proving to be so popular.
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