Monday, April 14, 2008
Jeff Looks Ahead
Another epic post from Jeff, who is nearing the end of his triumphant Australian tour. He's off to India next, which he expects to be 'very different to Australia and the US'. Spot on, as ever.
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
The person who hit the ex con's website 534,082 times last month must have sore mouse fingers by now.
ReplyDeleteDo we think Domestos might get rid of this stain in the nations toilet bowl ?
Gosh, Malty, you're naughty...!!
ReplyDelete7 TV interviews, 21 radio interviews, 7 press interviews, 6 speeches and 27 signings. 500 people wait in line for his autograph. He buys a painting that should be in a museum. He has dinner with the future president of Australia. And that's the first paragraph.
ReplyDeleteBritain is so lucky to have him... out of the country.
Future pres of Australia is probably Jeff himself at this rate. Seems they love him in the colonies, and after all he's a convict...
ReplyDeleteSheesh, you boy's are wicked...!
ReplyDeleteSelena, if you carry on using Yogi bearisms we are all going to think that you are actually older than those f..k off shoes that you wear make you appear to be, we do all think that you're better than the average though.
ReplyDelete>we are all going to think that you are actually older<
ReplyDeleteWell, imagine my embarrassment...
(actually, I’ am always surprised that I wake up in the morning)
D.